Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
Sure. Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 972 views

Pathan

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.

1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.

Dr: wat problm.

Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya h

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta

Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta
Ha Tumheb Kaal Phansxi Pe Latkaya Jaega
Pathan: Wo Sub To Theak Haa Per Utaraa Kab Jaega

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A drunk man

A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you
ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa bhai jaldi jao tumhare

Santa- bhai jaldi jao tumhare ghar mein pani ghus gaya hai.
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Banta- Kyun jhuth bolta hai,ghar mein pani kaise ghus sakta hai,ghar ki chabi jo mere pass hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raavan Bhi Darta Hai

Ram Aur Raavan Mein Ghamasaan Yudh Ho Raha Tha,

Achanak Ravan Ne Ram Ke Piche Ek Aadmi Dekha Aur Bola,

Ravan: “Chal Ok Bye”
Ram: “Par Kyun?”

Ravan: “Kuch Nahi Bas Bye”
Ram: “Arrey Bata To Hua Kya?”

Ravan: “Yaar, Tune To Chhoti Si Baat Par Rajnikant Ko Bula Liya“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)