One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 895 views

Pathan

1 Pathan Bank lootny gia, Gun dikha kar sara paisa loot lia
Lekin Us ke hath kuch nahi aya
.
Kion?
,
Kionke Sara paisa us ne manager ko de kar kaha: "Yai sare paise maire account mai jama kardo"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Rishta Discussion

Rishta discussion now a days:

Larkay Walay: larki ne kya kiya hua hai??

Larki Walay: jee Masha Allah candy crush

kay 110th stage per hai :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Unconcerned window

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain
married for years. During their shouting fights,
the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die
first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life!"
One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial,
the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins
to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about
her husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him
buried upside down!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Happy birth day keh dia

Ligh jane k bad mombti le k wash room ja raha tha


aae dost


koi kamina phoonk mar k keh geya

happy birth day to you

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)