1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid
1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat parhne
gyasub logo ne usy boht mara!
Kyun? Kyun k pehle hi roze me naat prh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 992 views
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