“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”
Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara
Kyun?
Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1471 views
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