No matter wht boys are driving
No matter wht boys are driving
5500cc ferrari
2800cc BMW
2400cc ACCORD
OR
1800CC CIVIC
BUT,
they are unable 2 overtake a
100cc QINGQI
full of girls.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 756 views
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