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=Pais
=Pyar
=Dost
=Izzat
Sab aate Jate rehte Hain.
Par
Tootay Huwe Daant Kabhi Wapas
nahi aate.
Is liye iZzat say sms Karte raha
karo.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 559 views
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