1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 593 views

Ghabber peda hote hi

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4
thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha
KTNE AADMI THE…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek mandir tha

Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale ghayab ho jate
the.

Imran hashmi gaya
Imran ghayab,

Salman khan
gaya
Salman ghayab,

Katrina kaif gyi to
Bhagwan ghayeb:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dugni chamak

POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?
SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me
q nahi?
POLICE:kya?
SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Drinkers Gang

Drinkers Gang- Aaj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samne wale 3 ped 6 nhi dikhte
.
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.
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Bar owner-bas kro kamino, samne 1 hi ped hai.

Ab kya jungle
banaoge :-D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport

Once Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport.
As There Was A Huge Rush,
The Security Guard Told Laloo:
“WAIT PLEASE”,

For Which Laloo Replied:
“85 Kgs” And Moved On…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)