Teacher :Tomorrow there will be

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :

Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 635 views
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