Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 777 views

Teacher vs pathan

Teacher to pathan:

can u translate the following sentence in a single English word?

Moti larki intezaar kar rahi hai?

Pathan: Motivating

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

1 jungle main

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa
jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga
Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?
Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga
Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .
Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le
rae o…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girls ki ek smile boys

Girls ki ek smile boys ko confuse kr deti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k. .
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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya Dekh k hans rhi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

While visiting Santa’s house

While visiting Santa’s house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model.

Thinking that perhaps the larger set has broken down, Banta asked why the small one was there.

“Oh,” Santa replied, “I have decided to watch less T.V.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Roz Pochti

Wo Roz Pochti Hai Kya Humein Yad Karte h0

Ab Usay k0n Btaye k Yad krna Itna Asaan h0ta To Hum Apni
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Class Main TOp Na Kar Letey

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)