Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 791 views

Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha

Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha,

Main Ek Month Se 50Rs. Ki Rozana Dawa Kha Raha Hoon

Lekin Mujhe Koi Fayda Nazar Nahi Aa Raha,

Doctor: Acha To Main Apko Kal Se 40 RS. KI

Dawai Dun Ga,

Jis Se Apko Roz Ka 10RS. Ka Fayda Nazar Aye Ga.

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)

Walking the Dogs

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Zindagi mein 'GirlFriend'

Zindagi mein 'GirlFriend' banana bhi bahut zaruri hai..!
Kyu ki...
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"Zindagi mein KHUSHIYAN hi sab kuch nahi hoti..!!
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TENSION bhi zaruri hai..!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhagwan muje drd de

Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,
Dukh de, Tension de,

Mujhe barbad kar de,
Mere piche har muskil laga de.

Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na "GIRLFRIEND" chahiye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ye daulat bhi lelo

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo... Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)