Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 859 views
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