A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan
A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan:
Husband: What was that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your Pocket,
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I played a Race last week
and Jenny was the name of my Horse.
Wife: Sorry!
Next day, Wife again hit him with
the Frying Pan.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Your Horse is on the Phone.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1431 views
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