Raju- Mai Aaj Lakhpati Hu Toh
Raju- Mai Aaj Lakhpati Hu Toh
Sirf Meri Wife Ki Mehrbaani Se
Ramu- Toh Pehle Tum Kya
They ?
Raju- Pehle Mai Carorepati Tha.
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