Naman: Sir, mere ghar mein TV
Naman: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki
chori hogayi hai Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye
chodaa hoga Naman: mujhe kya pataa sir main us
samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 946 views
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