Doctor: Haan. Shadi kr lo.
Aadmi? Kia lambi zindgi guzaarne ka koi nuskha hai??
Doctor: Haan. Shadi kr lo.
Aadmi: Kia is se umar lambi ho jaye gi?
Doctor: Nahi, Yeh khwahish mar jaye gi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 930 views
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