kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 902 views
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