Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 614 views

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea .
Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea .

Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha . Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge .

Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga .

America : Tum jal jaega.

Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga. 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye

Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye magr osy fail kar dia gya. Sawalon k jawab ye the
.
1.Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoy?
Ans: apni last larai mn
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2.Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoye?
Ans:safhay k aakhir mn
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3 .Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi
.
4 .daryae sind kahan behta he?
Ans:zameen par
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5 .Aap 8 logon mn 3 aam kesy divide karen ge?
Ans:milk shake bana kar

;-(;-(theek to bataya tha .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko

Pappu Apne Dost Golu Ko Khush Ho Kar Bata Raha Thha.

Pappu: “Yaar Mere Dost Ne Chupke Se Mere Mobile Se Meri Girlfriend Ka Number Le Liya”

Golu: “Ohhhhhhhhh!!! Phir?”

Pappu: “Phir Kya, Bewkoof Kal Raat Se Apni hi Behan Ko Romantic Messages Bheje Ja Raha Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere Ghar K Samne Se

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI.

Wah Wah

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi Ek GHODI.


Phir Bhage Tum

Aur RAB NE BANA DI JODI. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)