Apki Akhein Jheel Jaisi Gehri Hain

Apki Akhein Jheel Jaisi Gehri Hain
Jee Chahta He
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Machhliyan Chord Du. ><(((:> ><((((:> ><((((:> ><
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 543 views
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