RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chaloge
Driver-Jee ha
RAAZ-kya loge ?
Driver-paise

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 988 views

Genius personalties

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

by taimur (few years ago!)

One Philosopher said

One Philosopher said: Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of
Her Husband...

'MISS' For One Year And 'STRESS' For Rest of the
Life. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik bar me bemar howa

’1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy
1 Pr “Khas bemari” or 1 pr “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha
Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya
Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr “Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha
Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.
Geo Pakistan!:-)’

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Sahab Ki Biwi Aur Bhikhari

Ek Bhikhari Bheekh Mangne ek ghar me aaya aur jor se awaj lagaya..

are oh sahab ji..

mujhe bahot bhukh lagi hai thoda roti milegi..

Thodi der baad andar se awaj aayi..

abhi biwi ghar pe nahi hai baad me aana..

Bikhari Bola

mujhe chumma nahi roti chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar to Wife

Sardar to Wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya!

Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao,

Sardar: Tu tension na ley,

Main ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)