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Santa Aya Aur Uski Pooch Khechta Hua Bola:” Nikal
Saale Bhootni K..

Bara Aya Mechanical Engineer…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 721 views

student pathan

Teacher: Translate into english.
"Woh meri Nawasi hai".


Pathan Student:

"She is my Eighty Nine".

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Me kal aaon ga

Dr:ap ki bemari ka andaza lagana mushkil hai shahid ye nashe ki waja se hai.:-)
mareez:theak hai me us waqt aaoun ga jb ap nashe me nai hun ge.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Daku Bank Lutne Gye

Daku Bank Lutne Gye
Gun Ghr Me Bhul Gye
Fir B Bank Lut Lia
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Kese
Bank Manager SANTA Tha, Bola-
Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

A study has prove

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)