Charger To Mere Pass Hai.
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Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger To Mere Pass Hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 788 views
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