Why do girls close
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 868 views
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