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Santa Ka Jurm Sabit Ho Jane Per Judge Usse Kehta Hai.

Judge: “Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe Fansi Pe Chadhaya Jayega”

Santa Gabra Ke: “Woh Toh Thik Hai, Lekin Ye To Batao Utara Kab Jayega?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views
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