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Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night
Madam (Correcting): No Beta,
I Slept With Dad Last Night
Kid: Aap Mere Sone Ke Baad Aayi Hongi :D :p
G.nyt
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 676 views
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