car ka number

ar ka number

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.

Car ka No. 2989 hai,

jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka

un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?

Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi

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