Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1023 views

WikiPedia: I Know all

WikiPedia: I Know all

Google: I Have all

Internet: Without me is nothing
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Computer: Without me u don’t function.

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WAPDA: ponki jao.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Boy l0ved a girl but

Ek Boy l0ved a girl but
Never pr0posed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
See it the next day f0r
Surprise and slept..
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Next day, he read the msg
And so sh0cked because,
It was written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg sending failed due t0
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur acc0unt..:D
*ayush*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number, when he dialed his number from her phone, it showed "TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu: Biology Ka Practical

Pappu: Biology Ka Practical Karte Hue

Examiner ne 1 bird ki taang dikhai, or Pappu se us Bird ka naam pucha?

Pappu: I Don't Know

Examiner :you are Fail, tumhara naam kia hai??
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Pappu : hamara taang dekho or hamara naam batao

Examiner : nahi pata

Pappu: jao tum bhi fail!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pyar se pesh ana chahye

Teacher: Humyn Gharibon k Sath Piyar sy Paish
Aana Chahiye.
Student: Acha Ab Me Samjha.
Teracher: Kia?
Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Q Lagatay
Hyn. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)