Boy and girl of class 2 asked their teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO, Never!! Its impossible.”

Boy said 2 girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 650 views

Aankho m aasun

Aankho m aasun
chehre pe hasi
or dil m babasi hai
pehle Q nhi btaya zaalim ki teri ungli darvaaze m phasi hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

R U late?

Teacher :
Y R U Late..?
All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
"Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir...
Sher To Akela Ata Hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

My income tax return

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?

I replied:

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.

2.1 million illegal immigrants

9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons

And above all

769 idiots in parliament.

,

They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!

,

I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

women

Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Kya Chahiye Kisi Ko Aisi Girlfriend

Ek Ladke Ne Collge Mein Ek Ladki Ko Offer Maara.
Badle Mein Ladki Ne Us Se Puchha
“Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge,
Mujhe Kabi Kuch Nahi Kahoge,
Touch Bhi Nahi Karoge,
Kiss Bhi Nahi Karoge.”
Boyfriend: “Behen Tu Ghar Ja, Tere Mummy Papa
Chinta Kar Rahe Honge.“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)