Kuch log
Kuch log dozak mein bary aram se soay huy thy
Farishta : yaar ye koon log hain?
Daroga : ye sab pakistani hain loadshading ki waja
se garmi ki aadi hain .
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 786 views
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