Pathan Ki Apny Bap Se Larai
1 Pathan Ki Apny Bap Se Larai Ho Gai,
Pathan Ne Gusy Me Apny Bap Ki
Tasveer Uthai Aur Kabrstan Me Latka Di,
Aur Neechy Likh Dia?“Coming Soon”.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1036 views
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