Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

by Kamran (few years ago!) / 894 views

sardi nain mar rhi hai

Wo Aaj Be Sardi Me Mar Rahi Hay,
Kisi Ne Aik Bar Usy Kaha Tha,
Tum Sweter K Bina Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Behteen totka

Agr ap ko rona aa raha hu tu ap

aaeina dekh lein

ap ki hansi nikal jae gi
mazak k ilawa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Professor and Munna Bhai

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?

MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi

Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi
wo doctor k pas gai
Doctor! Kia hua?
Makhi: bas g chaey main gir gai thi sheikh sahb ne choos choos k bura hal kar dia hai.:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

3 Sardar Bed Pe So Rahe Thay

3 Sardar Bed Pe So Rahe Thay.
Un Teeno Ko Jagah Theek Se Nahi Mil Rahi Thi.
Phir 1 Sardar Bed Se Neeche Late Gya
2nd Sardar: Oye !
Ab Jagah Hogai Hai,Upar Aaja!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)