Very Funny Girl ek beautiful

Very Funny Girl ek beautiful college student thi.

Ek bar vo class me late aati hai.

Teacher: Tum late kiyon ho?

Very Funny Girl : Sir Ji, ik londa mera peecha kar raha tha.

Teacher: Par fir kya hua, tum late kaise hui?

Very Funny Girl : Sir, voh londa bahut dheere dheere chal raha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1271 views
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