Very Funny Girl ek beautiful college student thi.

Ek bar vo class me late aati hai.

Teacher: Tum late kiyon ho?

Very Funny Girl : Sir Ji, ik londa mera peecha kar raha tha.

Teacher: Par fir kya hua, tum late kaise hui?

Very Funny Girl : Sir, voh londa bahut dheere dheere chal raha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1205 views

Ye Bacha tmara kia lagta hy?

Sardar:Ye Bacha tmara kia lagta hy?
Pathan:Ye Hamara dooor ka saga bhai hy.

Srdar: Dooor ka saga bhai?
me smjha nai?

Pathan: Is k or mere drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

College righting

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the
new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus.
"It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest
Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's named for Joshua
Hemingway. No relation."
The visitor was astonished. "Was Joshua Hemingway
a writer, also?"
"Yes, indeed," said his guide. "He wrote a check."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad–

2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai!

1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida hai -

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kama Kar Khao

Bhikari:Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi: Tamatar Khao

Bhikari: Roti Dedo

Admi: Tamater Khao

Bhikari: Tamater Hi Q?

Wife: Ye Totla Hy Keh Rha Hy
Kama-Kar-Khao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Airplane

Ek Pathan apne Ghar ki chhat se
Aeroplane ko Udte hue dekh kr Patthar marne laga.
Uske Dost ne pucha k

O Lala Q Hawai-jahaz ko Patthar Maar rahe ho??

Pathan: O Yara ye Sham ko Hamari Gul Bano per lighten Marta hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)