Ek pathan ka Bus mein ek Larki k paon k oopar
paon aa gaya,
Pathan: I'm sorry.
Girl: Andhey ho kya ?
Ek Handsome boy ka b paon Larki k paon k oopar
aa gaya,
Larka: I'm sorry.
Larki: It's ok, No problem
Pathan: (Ghussey mein) Q humara SORRY ka
spellings galat tha kya ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 817 views

Jewish couple

An eldely Jewish couple on their way to a vacation
in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct
pronunciation of Hawaii.
He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it
was Hawaii.
As soon as they landed they asked the first person
they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of
this island?"
"Havaii!", the man replied.
"Thanks", answered the man.
"You're Velcome," the man replied.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

When the teacher erases the board.

How do you recognize Pathan in School?


He is the one who Erases the Notes from the Book,
When the teacher erases the board.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Silence Of A Friend In Exam

Thousand Words Of A Teacher Do Not Hurt,

But The Silence Of A Friend In The
Examination Hall Brings
Tears Into The Eyes... ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chapaal

Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

computer broke.

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.

The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)