Utthi Thi Wo Fajar Mein Mujhe Mangne Ke Liye Khuda Sey
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Pani Thanda Deikh Ke Phir So Gai
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Ohh Shitt Yaaar Kaash Uske Ghar Geezar Hota.;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 602 views

Agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?

Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Try Karna Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil: Try Karna Umar Qaid Ho
Phansi Na Ho
Pathan Lawyer: Dont Worry
After Court Qatil: Kia Hua
Pathan:
Bohat Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Hoi
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

maine pucha chand say

Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”
Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya?”

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

A rich Sardarji needed blood

A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor short Bania.

Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.

Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Customer To Banker

Customer To Banker:
Agar Mian Aaj Cheq Deposit Karwata Hu Tou Kab Tak Clear Ho Jaye Ga?
Banker: Sir 2, 3 Din Lagay Gay.
Customer: Dono Banks Amnay Samnay Hain Phir Itnay Din Kio?
Banker: Sir Procedure Tou Follow Karna Parta Ha..
Ab Jesay K Agar Aap Qabristan K Bahir Accident Main Mar Jatay Hain,
Tou Pehlay Aap Ko Ghar Lay Kar Jayen Gay,
Ghusal Daingay, Kafan Pehnayen Gay,
Janaza Parhain Gay.
Ya Wahi Martay Hi Gaar Tou Nahi Dengay?
Customer: Lanat Teri Misal Pay Manhoos :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)