1 Kanjus Ki Shadi Me Bar Bar Pani
?1 Kanjus Ki Shadi Me Bar Bar Pani Pesh Kiya Ja Raha Tha Santa Bhukh Se Behal Ho Kar Chilaya Bhai BIRYANI Milegi Kya Pani Gale Me Atak Gaya Ha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views
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Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par jarahi
thi..
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Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile..
Kutti gabhra gayi...
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Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye
nahi..
Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi..
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nahin aaya,
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