Ek Sardar Bhagwan se:

Oye Bhagwan, Je kal Mera Prize Bond na nikleya te main tenu Tor Dena ee…

(Pandit Ne ye sun liya or us ki bajae ek chota Bhagwan wahan rakh diya)

Next day,wohi Sardar Aaya!

Jab usney chota Bhagwan Dekha to us se kehne lga:

Oye

Main te Mazak kita c,
Abba Kithe Nass gya a Tera.?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 774 views

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Look a thief

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum Ko Wahan Chaokidari Dilwa Do

Aik Pathan Ko Chiraagh Milla
Oss Nay Chiraagh Ko Ragra To
To
To
To Aik
Jin Aaya Aur Kaha :
Bolo Khan Baba Teri
3 Kaon See Khawahishain Hain Jo Poori Ki Jain

Pathan Bola :
1.Aik Bahot Bara Sa Bangla Ho
2.Oss Main Khoob Daolatmand Log Hoon
3.Hum Ko Wahan Chaokidari Dilwa Do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardar was writing something

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?

Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

peeping

ek khaali ghar ki diwaar py likha tha k uper khirki mein mat jhankna .ek admi roz kaam py jaaty huy parh k chala jata lekin ek din us ny khirki mein jhankny ka socha jab jhanka tow dekha.
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andar likha hua tha "aakhir jhaank hi liya na idiot"

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)