1 Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
... 1 Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya to
pas khrry Aadmi se pucha:
Is Car me esi kon C khoobi hy k iske itna daam lag
rha hy?
Aadmi: Ab tak is Car k 10 hadsy hue hen or har
haadsy me srf or srf "Bv" hi foat hui hy.
Aadmi:
40 lakh

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 498 views

First day at school

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child
are not necessarily those of his parents."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dar k bhag gaya dulha

5 bachon ki maan tesri shadi kar rahi thi.
Nikah k waqt chota bcha rone laga
or dolah dar k bhag gaya
kiun maan ne kaha chup ho ja warna agli baar sath nai lun gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Hum unke sath bohat

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Why govt. donot alow

Why Gove
ment do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.


Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

1 Pathan Apne Kutty K Sath

1 Pathan Apne Kutty K Sath Film SHOLAY Dekhne Gaya
HERO Ne Kaha BASANTI In Kutton Ke Samne Mat Nachna
Pathan Khara Ho Kar Bola:
Kutty Ka Ticket Lia Hai
Tera Baap Bhi Nache Ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)