1 Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
1 Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
... 1 Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya to
pas khrry Aadmi se pucha:
Is Car me esi kon C khoobi hy k iske itna daam lag
rha hy?
Aadmi: Ab tak is Car k 10 hadsy hue hen or har
haadsy me srf or srf "Bv" hi foat hui hy.
Aadmi:
40 lakh
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