1 Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
... 1 Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya to
pas khrry Aadmi se pucha:
Is Car me esi kon C khoobi hy k iske itna daam lag
rha hy?
Aadmi: Ab tak is Car k 10 hadsy hue hen or har
haadsy me srf or srf "Bv" hi foat hui hy.
Aadmi:
40 lakh

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 564 views

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tere Ashiq Hazar

Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.

Biwi Pyar Se Boli: “Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho”

Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola.

Pathan: “Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya

Ek Bahut Bada Doctor Mental Hospital Mein Round Ke Liye Jata Hai,

Wahaan Pagalon Ka Checkup Karte Hue Usne Ek Pagal Ko Dekha Jo Chup Chaap Baitha Tha

Doctor Ke Man Mein Na Jane Kya Aya Usne Paagal Se Puchha
Doctor: Tum Pagal Kyun Hue?

Pagal Rote Hue Bola: Maine Ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Par Uski Ek Jawan Beti Thi Usko Dekh Ke Mere Baap Ne Us Se Shaadi Kar Dali,

Aise Meri Wo Beti Meri Maan Ban Gayi, Fir Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui, To Wo Meri Bahan Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha,

Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui Isi Tarha Mera Beta Hua Jo Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Aur Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja,

Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya, Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur

Doctor Cheekhte Hue: Abey Chup Kar Sale Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mahesh Dhobi Ko Daatte Hue,

Mahesh Dhobi Ko Daatte Hue, Tumne Meri Pent
Gum kar Di Aur Dhulai Ke Paise Maang Rahe Ho,
Dhobi: Sahab Pent Dhone Ke Baad Gum Hui Thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain

Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest sea,
walk on coal, just for you.

Girl: Can you come to meet me?

Boy: Abi to sardi bohat hai ammi nikalnay nhi den gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)