Pathan news paper parhtay huway:
Begum main is mulk k halaat sudhar doon ga.

BV: Pehle apni haalat to sudhar lo subha say
meri shalwar pehne ghoom rahe ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 601 views

A guy walks

A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits)
The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sab tumhari tarah

1 baar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi,
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1 larka samnay se aaya,
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Dono bilkul paas aagaye,
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Larka side pe ho gaya,
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Larki chali gai,
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Moral:
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Sab tumhari tarah nahi hotay

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Mulayem,

Larki Doctor se:

Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Mulayem, Soft aur Sensitiv ha aur Mera Rung B Bohat Gora hai, Main Raat ko kya Laga kr Soya kron?

Doctor:
"KUNDI"....

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Shadi mein aik smart larka

Shadi mein aik smart larka larki say: Ap dance karogi?
Larki sharma kay boli: Yes!
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Larka pyar say: Tou phir apki KURSI mein lay jaun Baji. ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)