Chalo Newton's law batao..?

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SANTA: Sir Mujhe pura nahi bas last ka aata hai.

Sir: chalo utna hi batao..

SANTA:-".. And dis is called d Newton's law"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views
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