Tumhare Paas Kya Hai
New Version of Old Dialogue:
Mere Paas Facebook Hai
Twitter Hai
Orkut Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Smart Boy Answer:
Mere Paas "KAAM DHANDA" hai!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 570 views
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