Rakhwali k.liye kutta
Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte
Hain.
Pakistani Citizen:
Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai..
"Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai.."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 967 views
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Qanoni joke:
Vote dalne ke liye 18 saal umar
Or
Shadi ke liye 21 saal umar hona zaruri ha
Yani k
B.V sambhalna mulk sambhalne se ziada mushkil kaam hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A Nigger sent an SMS to his pregnant wife.
A couple of seconds later the Nigger received a report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: "Delivered".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
1890-1977
This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:
"He was a dark and stormy knight...."
In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.
Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.
Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".
"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife to husband.Wife: aj mere taan,maan mein aag laga den.
Husband ne patrol phenk k agg laga di.
Moral?"jazbat ka izhar asaan lafzon mein krein"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher: batao kay maths ka
kya matlab hai:
student: sir maths meanz
.
M: Mental
A: Attack
T: To
H: Handsome
S: students’
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???
Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
... Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
.
..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . "
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Marriage tip :
When you want to get your Wife's Attention :
"just look Comfortable
and Happy...!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: kelaa kitna hai?
Dukaanwala: 1 Rupay
Santa: 60 paise mein doge kya?
Dukaanwala: itne me to sirf kele kaa chilkaa hi milegaa
Santa: to 40 paise leke sirf kelaa dedo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend is a Virus
She will enter in your life
Scan your pocket
Transfer your money
Edit your mind
Download her problems
Delete your smile
andHang your life
So avoid your Girlfriends & Send her Number to me,
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I am a professional antivirus, Full version Registered. :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik sardar ko kisi ne khali message kia to sardar ne us number pe cal kar k kaha bhai ap ko maloom hai k ap k mobile ki sihai khatam ho gai hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)