GENIUS SON
GENIUS SON
Baap: Beta,paper kesa hua?
Beta:Bas pehla sawal choot gya!
Baap:Aha! or baqi?
Beta:Teesra mujhe aata nahi tha!
Chotha main krna bhool gya!
Paanchwa mujhe nazar nahi aya!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 955 views
Similar Jokes
Gabber sInGH nE jab JaNam LiYe To UsKi Maa usKo
mAar rAHI Thi...
Nurse:Q MaR rHi ho??
mAA boLi: kamina jb se Paida HwA Hy, ake hI Baat
Puch rHa He..??
.
.
... .
.
.
Wo kitnay Admin thay.....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A couple Fighting on phone Girl: I know u dont love me now :( you
love somebody else Boy: I also know dat u dont love me :(
.
.
.
Girl: I'm breaking up with you go to the
person whom you love :'( (Girl cuts the phone, and boy call her
again and at the same time girl call
hers) (The number you have dial is busy) (Girl calling him Boy picks her call) Girl: Who is the bitch you were
calling? :q Boy : it was you :P
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Bahut Bada Doctor Mental Hospital Mein Round Ke Liye Jata Hai,
Wahaan Pagalon Ka Checkup Karte Hue Usne Ek Pagal Ko Dekha Jo Chup Chaap Baitha Tha
Doctor Ke Man Mein Na Jane Kya Aya Usne Paagal Se Puchha
Doctor: Tum Pagal Kyun Hue?
Pagal Rote Hue Bola: Maine Ek Vidhva Se Shaadi Ki, Par Uski Ek Jawan Beti Thi Usko Dekh Ke Mere Baap Ne Us Se Shaadi Kar Dali,
Aise Meri Wo Beti Meri Maan Ban Gayi, Fir Un Ke Ghar Beti Hui, To Wo Meri Bahan Hui Magar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati Tha,
Is Liye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi Hui Isi Tarha Mera Beta Hua Jo Apni Daadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya Aur Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja,
Aur Mera Baap Mera Damaad Ban Gaya, Aur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya Aur
Doctor Cheekhte Hue: Abey Chup Kar Sale Mujhe Bhi Pagal Kerega Kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MASTER:Kanjoos bole to koun
STUDENT:Hm chahe jitne b 'sms' karen uska 'reply' jo na kare Vo
MASTER:Uski ek example do
STUDENT: Aapki ki Beti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
"The difference between divorce and legal
separation
Is that legal separation gives a husband time to
hide his money."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik aurat jannat kai farishtay sai boli: era nikah mere duniya wale shohar sai karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah to karwa doon pehlay koi molvi to jannat me aaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Computer laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hitler during his speech:
” There is no word of ” Impossible” in my dictionary.”
Sardar: te mama tu dekh k leni c.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rone de aaj humko tu aansooo bahane de Baaho mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de
Hai iss dil mein itna dard,
ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega Monday se intzaar me hoon...
Yeh Saturday kab aayega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, “Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money.” And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a dime.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)