Yar meri biwi pani se

Banta: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend: Acha wo kaise?

Banta: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views
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Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.

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batati hai ...
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jisse bhi mile Khuda kay liyaa ..
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AWAAM

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