Yar meri biwi pani se
Banta: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Banta: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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