Pathan selling parashute

Pathan:Plane se kudo,,button dabao & zameen par safely land kar jao

marasi:agr parashute nahi khula to?? Pathan: Yara paisa wapas…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views

A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1ladke ne 1ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya

1ladke ne 1ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya

Tere smile me kya chamk he
Tere smile me kya chamk he

wo muskura k boli
MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dr. adhi raat ko

Dr. adhi raat ko utha or biwi se bola-main ja raha hu,hospital se Phone aaya hai emrgncy hai.

Wife-kisi ko to apni maut marne diya karo. .:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

son:"dady what is difference between

son:"dady what is difference between
confidence & secret"?
dad:" u r my son that is confidence .
ur friend is also is my son that is secret

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Banta class mein

Banta class mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok , to sunao..

Banta – abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple

Banta – ok madam…. A for apple.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)