Tez bike mat chalo

Wife: Please bike itni taze na chalao mujhey bahut
dar lag raha hai.
Sardar: Agar tumhe bhi daar lag raha hai to meri
tarah ankhein band karlo!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 638 views
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