BOY TO GIRL
BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho
Girl: Sach, kya main itni khoobsorat hoon?
Boy: Arey nahin !!
Main to yeh batana chah raha tha kay tum itni gool matool ho....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views
Similar Jokes
Nurse;doctor,rhe man u have just treated collapsed on the front step, wht should i do?
doctor;turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
God thought that since
he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn't be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Doctor: Is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: Theek hai doctor.
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: Dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: Nahi doctor.
Doctor: Kyu nahi?
Patient: Usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarni Writes Msg 2 Srdr:
“Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?Msg Karke Batao”
Srdr Writes 2 Her:
“Nahi Bata Sakta,Balance Kam Hai!!!”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Arz Kiya Hai: Ikhtiyaar E Tarannum Se
Tabassum Ki Roshni Ko Jala Dena!
(Wah,Wah,Wah)
Jab Iska Matlab Samajh Mein Aa Jai To
Mujhe Bhi Bata Dena.
by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)
Santa Went To Court
Judge:
“Order ! Order !”
Santa:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink !”
Judge:
“Shut Up !”
Santa:
“No,No..7-Up!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One day pappu went 2 hotel for dinner, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Pappu: Murge ki taange kahan gayi bhai?
Waiter: Sir, Murga langda tha….
Pappu: Aur Dil kahan gaya?
Waiter: Sir, Murgi ne chura liya….
Pappu: Abey toh Dimaag toh hona chahiye?
Waiter: Sir, actually murga SARDAR tha…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady to Doctor:
Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai.
Doctor:I Can't Understand Urdu, Talk to Me In English.
Lady: My Londa Gironda from Hero-Honda.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl: If you will try to kiss me to main shor macha doongi
Boy: Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know per formality to karni hi padegi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)