Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein
kuch kala hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 837 views

Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari

Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari qismat me fail hona likha tha ho gye Beta:ye to acha hua dad maine pura saal nai padha warna sari mehnat bekar ho jati.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lost Cheque Book

Santa Lost His Cheque Book:

Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur Sign,

Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The name Bond

In the chemistry paper one student asked from another about the blank no 3.

the teacher was also standing there so he was trying to whisper but the other student cannot hear it clearly..

So he said loudly my father name is Bond and I guess the covalent was my Grandfather...
And the teacher said then you must be the covalent Bond ..
hahaha
:D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Abu Gange Hai

3 Bache apas mai baat ker rhe the..

Ek ne kha mai kale rang ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal kale hai.

Dosre ne kha mai bhore rang ki car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal bhore hai.

or jub tesre ki bari ai to wo jhut se bola..

Mai baghair chut ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu gange hai..::)))

by Muhammad Farrukh Nawaz (few years ago!)

Try Karna Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil: Try Karna Umar Qaid Ho
Phansi Na Ho
Pathan Lawyer: Dont Worry
After Court Qatil: Kia Hua
Pathan:
Bohat Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Hoi
Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)