I want to have an apple.
Child: Mom, I want to have an apple.
Mom: But you had ur lunch just now.
Child: I have broken the window glass of the Doctor so I want to keep him away.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 706 views
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Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki.
Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole:
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Kyoki meri bibi kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.
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