A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" 

Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 764 views

Chala ja msg tu banke

Chala ja msg tu banke gulab. Hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab .
Agar nhi aya jawab to mat hona
udaas.
Bas samj lena baratn dho rahe honge
janab .

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,

Ek Pagal Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Dr. ne Poucha Kis Ko Likh Rahe Ho ?

Pagal: Khud Ko.
Dr: Kya Likha Hai ?

Pagal: Mujhe Kya Pata !
Abhi Mujhe Mila Thorri Hai:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha

FARAZ bike pe ja raha tha
Usne raste me khare RAAZ se pucha- Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
RAAZ-Nahi humara Ghar to Ground floor pe he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bathroom

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr
ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr
arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to
Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me
TILAWAT kar rha ta.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari.

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola


hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)