A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" 

Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 806 views

Chup Chaap Larki

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.

Larki walay: Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisi Ki Taisi Kab Hoti Hai?

Q: “Aisi Ki Taisi Kab Hoti Hai?”

Batao-Batao

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Ans: “Jab Loose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ka Nada Na Khule.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yell for Help

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Hey bhagwan!Kisi samajhdar

Ladka: Hey bhagwan!Kisi samajhdar ladki ko meri g.frnd bana do.Bhagawan:Ghar chale jao beta,Samajhdar ladki kabhi boyfrnd nai banati.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)