Tumhari income nka source
Banta to Santa: Tumhaare income ka source kya
hai
Santa: Maine apne upper ka portion kisi ko rahane
kiraye par diya hai
Banta:kamaal hai wo pure din tumaher upper kaise
rahata hai
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