Devil: Send Sam To America,
Tom To Britain, Pat To France,
Ching To Japan..

Assistant: Whom for India?
Devil: None,
I am satisfied with CONGRESS!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 728 views

Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se

Sardar:Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain
Frnd:Wo Kyun?
Sardar:Fikr Se?
Frnd:Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?
Sardar:Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

PATHAN Smosa khol kr andr ka masala kha rha tha
1 admi ne pocha pura kyun nahi khaTe
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Pathan bola
baba Doctor ne bahir ki cheez khaNe se maNa kia hAi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

I love you!

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Be Afraid If You Annoy This Husband

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cross Kr lo Gy

1.Chunti Hathi K OOpr Beth Kr Ja Rhi tHi

Rasty Me Kacha Pull aaGya
Usko Dekh K Chunti Boli..
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Janu Cross Kr lo Gy Ya Utron;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)