Devil: Send Sam To America
Devil: Send Sam To America,
Tom To Britain, Pat To France,
Ching To Japan..
Assistant: Whom for India?
Devil: None,
I am satisfied with CONGRESS!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 722 views
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