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Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rhy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi mai sirf 2 ghar ese hy jo chand ki tarha chamk rahe hy
Wo isi tajasus mai dusre din b isi abadi se guzray or wohi manzr dekha unho ne logo se poucha ye kia raz hy
Logo ne unhy bataya ke ye Allah ke wo bandy hy jinho ne
UPS lagwaya hy..
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