Humara Baap Kaun Hai?

Ek Kuttiya Ne Dus Bachche Diye,
Bachcho Ne Bade Hokar, Apni Maan Se Poocha

Bachche: “Maan Humara Baap Kaun Hai?”

Kuttiya Ne Kaha: “Tamiz Se Bolo Papa Sms Padh Rahe Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 597 views
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