Ek Kuttiya Ne Dus Bachche Diye,
Bachcho Ne Bade Hokar, Apni Maan Se Poocha

Bachche: “Maan Humara Baap Kaun Hai?”

Kuttiya Ne Kaha: “Tamiz Se Bolo Papa Sms Padh Rahe Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 984 views

Papa:Rohan,you could not solve

Papa:Rohan,you could not solve this simple sum?.A 5 years child can do this.

Rohan:Papa,you shouldn't get angry unnecessarily.I couldn't do the sum because I am 10 years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Page Had An Auto-Graph

Judge: Y Did U Murder Ur Frnd??
Jst Bcz He Cut A Piece Of Paper
From Ur Note-Book??

Boy: No
Bcz That Page Had An Auto-Graph

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

main marnay ja ri hoon

Wife:Main Mernay ja rahi hon,
Husband:Ye lo Dairy Milk.
Wife:Q?
Husband:Khudship K moqay per
khuch meetha ho jse:-)

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

at the bank

Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Pathan Passport Bnwany Gya

Pathan Passport Bnwany Gya,

Clerk: NIC Do,

Pathan Ne Biwi Ka NIC Dia.

Clerk: Biwi Ka Nahi Apna Do.

Pathan: Kal To Hmko Bola Tha K..
“NADRA” Ka Ly Kr Aao…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)