Chaman told his friend
Chaman told his friend, “Yaar ek ladki mujh ko
hans ke dekh rahi hai"
Naman: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya
dekh ke hans rahi hai..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 938 views
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